Does This Look Like The Face Of A 1st Grade Teacher Who Tried To Buy An 8-Ball Of Meth While Teaching?

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (CNN WIRE) — A teacher is facing felony drug charges after police say she tried to buy methamphetamine while teaching.

The woman, who the CCSO identified as Prince, is heard telling the undercover officer he can come to the school before kids arrive at 8:30 a.m. or during her lunch break at 11 a.m.

Alright, alright, alright......before anyone jumps to conclusions here and immediately assumes this lady is a reincarnated real-life version of the 2011 rom-com movie Bad Teacher simply because she ordered a little methamphetamine from the classroom, I first encourage you to walk a mile in her shoes. Because once you do that, you'll understand exactly where she's coming from. Can you imagine how stressful a room full of six-year-olds would be? I couldn't do it for fifteen minutes. Shit, I couldn't do it for five minutes. But this lady had to wake up and do it day after day for year after year. And all she wanted was to do a little drugs on her lunch break? I see no crime here. I see a totally understandable coping mechanism.

But alas, it is not me who makes the laws, nor I who enforces them in this great country. And the people with more power than I wield have decided that she needed to be arrested for her actions. And yep, you guys guessed it, this happened in the great state of Florida.

Florida Man must be so proud of his sweet little Florida Woman today. But honestly, I really don't have too many gripes over this story. The only issue I take with Ms. Prince is not her desire to flood her brain with dopamine to take off some of the stress of her day to day life, it is that she is a liar. And liars are bad people.

Exhibit A:

Prince also admitted she used methamphetamine 10 times within the last five to six months, the news release said.

Yeah, okay Prince. This is Pirate Simon all over again. Pirate Simon......who download Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge on the company wifi.....says he DID NOT watch it. And we have Ms. Prince, who ordered for an eight ball of meth to be dropped off during her lunch break from her 1st grade class, ONLY does meth about ten times in 5-6 months. Okaaaaay Ms. Prince. Maybe you should've paid a little bit more attention to the lessons you were teacher your first graders.....honesty is the best policy!